Seriously, stop trying to fucking vulnability scan this thing.

What the fuck were you hoping to find? A wp-login.php page? A secret REST endpoint to pwn? You probably just unleashed your shitty automated scanner, thinking you’re some elite cyber ninja. You believe your 50,000-line wordlist is going to uncover a directory traversal hole. You think spoofy user‐agents make you invisible as you burrow through logs looking for SQL injections.

Wrong, motherfucker. Let me paint a picture of your precious target:

• It’s just a single static HTML file, and it loads in a fucking blink:
  No dynamic bullshit, no outdated plugins—nothing to patch.
• There’s zero databases:
  Go ahead, shove your SQLi attempts up your own ass.
• No admin panel to hammer on like a retard:
  You can’t break into something that doesn’t fucking exist.
• Shit's just fucking works and gets its fucking point across:
  Which is that you're a fucking moron for trying to hack it.

Well guess what, motherfucker:

You. Are. Wasting. Your. Bandwidth. Look at this shit. This is not a WordPress install. Why the fuck are you running Nikto against a single HTML file? You spent hours configuring your shitty Python script and shatted 80 gigabytes of traffic to my fucking server logs, and for what? To find out that index.html exists? Not to mention the site has no cookies, no user tracking, and no fucking clue who you are, but it knows you're a fucking idiot.
You never knew it, but this is your worst nightmare. Here's why.

Attack surface? Nonexistent.

This entire page is a tiny-ass document. It weighs less than the banner on your scanner’s GUI. Did you seriously spin up a 100MB tool just to check for XSS in plain‐text? You launched a cloud install to confirm the TLS cert is valid? You fucking piece of shit.

It's unexploitable.

You fucking moron. You thought you’d score RCE, but no. “Unexploitable” means there’s no code running on the server. Burp Suite or a Cray supercomputer—you can swing any kit at it; it just serves the same static HTML over and over. No JavaScript. No server‐side logic. Just pure text.

It still fucking works.

Look at it. You can fucking read it—if you can read, that is. It’s structured, semantic HTML. You’re hunting for hidden inputs and API keys, but all you get is a basic markup. That’s how a browser paints a page, not how you fucking own a server, you script‐kiddy dipshit.

Your scanner’s PDF is probably ten pages of “informational” gripes about missing headers and bland security disclaimers. Guess what: you couldn’t deface this site if you were sitting in the data center with a keyboard plugged directly into the hardware.

This is a website. Look at it. You've never seen one this secure before.

Like the guy who’s only ever eaten microwave dinners has no clue what a fucking gourmet meal tastes like, you have no idea what “secure” really means. You’ve only ever tangled with bloated CMS frankenstein sites teeming with vulns. This is the pure, naked internet—impenetrable as fuck.

Yes, this is fucking satire, you wannabe pentester fuck.

I'm not actually saying your shitty penetration test report is invalid. What I’m saying is that 90% of the vulns you find in the wild are self‐inflicted. Websites aren’t broken by default—they’re rock‐solid, fast, and accessible. You break them. You, you son of a bitch.

Yes, this is a fucking copypasta from those websites

If it reads weird, blame Gemini & ChatGPT—I couldn’t muster a single fuck to write a custom insult for some script‐kiddy.

And yes, this motherfuckin website can be copied indefinately

It's WTFPL. I can't give a fuck to whoever wants to copy this piece of shit.

And yes, use this motherfuckin website as a null redirect

It's on cloudflare. So it's heavily cached.